Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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1O interesting facts about nokia

Here are some facts of our beloved phone company "NOKIA"


1) The ringtone "Nokia tune" is actually based on a 19th century guitar work named "Gran Vals" by Spanish musician Francisco Tárrega. The Nokia Tune was originally named "Grande Valse" on Nokia phones but was changed to "Nokia Tune" around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred to it as the "Nokia Tune."

2) The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.

3) Nokia is currently the world's largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer.

4) The "Special" tone available to users of Nokia phones when receiving SMS (text messages) is actually Morse code for "SMS". Similarly, the "Ascending" SMS tone is Morse code for "Connecting People," Nokia's slogan. The "Standard" SMS tone is Morse code for "M" (Message).

5) The Nokia corporate font (typeface) is the AgfaMonotype Nokia Sans font, originally designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its mobile phone User's Guides Nokia mostly used the Agfa Rotis Sans font.

6) In Asia, the digit 4 never appears in any Nokia handset model number, because 4 is considered unlucky in many parts of Southeast/East Asia.

7) Nokia was listed as the 20th most admirable company worldwide in Fortune's list of 2006 (1st in network communications, 4th non-US company).

8. Unlike other modern day handsets, Nokia phones do not automatically start the call timer when the call is connected, but start it when the call is initiated. (Except for Series 60 based handsets like the Nokia 6600)

9) Nokia is sometimes called aikon (Nokia backwards) by non-Nokia mobile phone users and by mobile software developers, because "aikon" is used in various SDK software packages, including Nokia's own Symbian S60 SDK.

10) The name of the town of Nokia originated from the river which flowed through the town. The river itself, Nokianvirta, was named after the old Finnish word originally meaning sable, later pine marten. A

Your behavior By Signing Style

SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN

These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life".


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TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN

These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fianc�es as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.


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SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN

These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.


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NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN

These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.


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RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN

These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the oth er person of what he is talking of.


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RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN

These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them.


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SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS

These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these seems to think a lot and may get angry very soon.


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WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN

These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.

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- Might be true, Just sharing coz' i found true in my case :)

Indian - American

An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood;

His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.


Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.

When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff.


The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt.

Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.

"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled at the Indian .


The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Fun sms

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?


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Hi,

How are u?

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"



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4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.

2nd for Wealth.

3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.



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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?

To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!


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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Life is a paradox-

what u want u don't get(luv),

what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),

what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend),

what is permanent is boring(wife)



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bandar ka bacha apni ma se bola

ma-ma main itna badsorat kyun hoon

ma boli tu to phir bhi thik hai

usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.


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sms

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,

you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.


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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!



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system of love

jan..rose

feb....perpose

mar..gift

apr...lift

may....chating

jun......dating

jul.....miss you

aug....kiss you

sep.....anger

oct.....danger

nov....Left

DEC....NEXT


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EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too many questions.

2. Difficult to understand.

3. Too much explaination is needed.

4. Result is always ATKT........


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Teacher to santa: where were you born?

Santa: Thiruvananthapuram

Teacher: can u spell it?

Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.


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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!


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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER


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Funny SMS

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..


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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?


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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam.

Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko

Rs.5000 inam


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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.


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"CELLO "
The pen of india.


"LUX"
The soap of india.


"Amul"
The taste of india.

"I"
The best in india.

"You"
Time waste of india... :-)


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Rules for board exam:

har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.


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What is the height of mixed emotions???

when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!


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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….


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Whats the height of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!


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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.


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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed, but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS


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U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY

2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.


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A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
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That day will be "APRIL 1st".


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Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....


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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.

Prof: Anything?

Girl: Ya

Prof: ??

Girl : Ya !!

Prof: Then Go & study...!!


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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.

YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence.

ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence....


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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?

Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.


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What is recession?

What is recession?

The Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs. He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more. He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father.

Then something strange happened. The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times" The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watching TV,
he thought to know and his
advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard,
removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.
Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right. We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of The Story: It's all in your MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What can we take away from this story??

1. How many times we confuse intelligence with good judgment?
2. Choose your advisers carefully but use your own judgment
3. A person or an organization will survive forever, if they have the 5 Cs

* Character
* Commitment
* Conviction
* Courtesy
* Courage

The tragedy today is that there are many walking encyclopedias that are living failures. The More practical and appropriate views on this economic recession is: "This is the time to reunite together for any small or a big organization, this is the time to motivate and retain people which are the biggest asset, this is the time to show more commitments to the customers, this is the time show values of our company to the world, and this is the time to stand by our Nation".

 

This is GULF

Local calls are free

* Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too

* Any building construction finishes in 3 months

* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified

* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance

* Labourers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country


* Companies can kick out their employees without any reason

* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money

* Cleaners have more Wasta than officers

* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner

* Office boy & Drivers have more influence on Boss than Manager

* Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot / humid / chilling weather

* Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere

* If u can't earn money in the Gulf, u can't earn anywhere in the world * In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its sooo fast

* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India

* U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together

* Being at home is more painful than being at work

* Indians appear/pretend to be more religious/God fearing than they really are

* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of Salman / Sharukh

* Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything

* Prostitutes available, but cheaper than beggars

* Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in B'lore

* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters

* Food/Grocery delivery to the car

* A Starbucks every 10 meters

* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol

* In one single flate sharing with 5 families

* A Shopping Mall located every 2 km

* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers

* Getting a license is more difficult than buying a car

* Smashed cars are more than bugs

* Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour - 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on

* No Queues for women

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:

* GREEN : Signal to go for Indians

* YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis, Americans, Europeans

* RED : Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis , Palestinians & Lebanese

Fascinating Facts About Your Brain

We've long known that the brain is an amazing thing, but did you specifically know that:


• Every person has more than 75km of nerves in their body.


• Your nerves can send messages faster than a Grand Prix car travels.


• The brain is the most complex machine in the universe - it has over 100,000,000, 000 nerve cells each with up to 150,000 connections. Each cell is connected to 25,000 others.




• If every person on the planet simultaneously made 200,000 phone calls, there would be the same total number of connections as in a single human brain in a day


• The grey cells occupy only 5% of our brains - 95% is taken up by the communication network that runs between the grey cells!


• The brain weighs about 1.5 kg in an adult human, about 1.5% of the body weight.


• Damaged brain cells do not regenerate but mental and physical functions can improve after mild or moderate brain damage with skilful rehabilitation.


• Compared to other animals, human brains are big for the body.


• The human brain is only just bigger than your two fists.


• On average, the male brain (approx 1.4kg) is slightly bigger than the female brain (approx 1.26kg).


• Each half of the brain controls the other half of your body.


• In right-handed individuals (which comprise 91% of people): the right side of the brain controls: musical talent, fantasy, imagination, dreams, drawing, and painting. The left side of the brain controls: mathematical ability, ability to solve logic problems, controls language skills, remembers names, dates, and facts.


• The grey part of the brain is folded to fit inside the skull and, if flattened, it would cover the surface of an office desk.


• The brain contains 100 billion brain cells of which, 100,000 are irretrievably lost each day.


• You can retain about seven facts at any one time in short term memory, but over the long term your brain has to forget things to make room for new memories.

BENZ ............BUILT IN WHITE GOLD