sms

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,

you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.


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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!



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system of love

jan..rose

feb....perpose

mar..gift

apr...lift

may....chating

jun......dating

jul.....miss you

aug....kiss you

sep.....anger

oct.....danger

nov....Left

DEC....NEXT


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EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too many questions.

2. Difficult to understand.

3. Too much explaination is needed.

4. Result is always ATKT........


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Teacher to santa: where were you born?

Santa: Thiruvananthapuram

Teacher: can u spell it?

Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.


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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!


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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER


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