Fun sms

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?


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Hi,

How are u?

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"



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4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.

2nd for Wealth.

3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.



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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?

To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!


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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Life is a paradox-

what u want u don't get(luv),

what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),

what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend),

what is permanent is boring(wife)



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bandar ka bacha apni ma se bola

ma-ma main itna badsorat kyun hoon

ma boli tu to phir bhi thik hai

usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.


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