Fun sms

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?


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Hi,

How are u?

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"



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4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.

2nd for Wealth.

3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.



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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?

To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!


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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Life is a paradox-

what u want u don't get(luv),

what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),

what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend),

what is permanent is boring(wife)



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bandar ka bacha apni ma se bola

ma-ma main itna badsorat kyun hoon

ma boli tu to phir bhi thik hai

usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.


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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,

you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.


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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!



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system of love

jan..rose

feb....perpose

mar..gift

apr...lift

may....chating

jun......dating

jul.....miss you

aug....kiss you

sep.....anger

oct.....danger

nov....Left

DEC....NEXT


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EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too many questions.

2. Difficult to understand.

3. Too much explaination is needed.

4. Result is always ATKT........


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Teacher to santa: where were you born?

Santa: Thiruvananthapuram

Teacher: can u spell it?

Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.


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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!


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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER


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Funny SMS

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..


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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?


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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam.

Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko

Rs.5000 inam


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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.


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"CELLO "
The pen of india.


"LUX"
The soap of india.


"Amul"
The taste of india.

"I"
The best in india.

"You"
Time waste of india... :-)


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Rules for board exam:

har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.


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What is the height of mixed emotions???

when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!


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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….


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Whats the height of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!


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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.


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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed, but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS


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U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY

2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.


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A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
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That day will be "APRIL 1st".


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Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....


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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.

Prof: Anything?

Girl: Ya

Prof: ??

Girl : Ya !!

Prof: Then Go & study...!!


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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.

YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence.

ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence....


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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?

Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.


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