LOW BUDGET AIRLINES

Another Low Budget Airline is going to be launched in India very soon...



The fairs are very cheep even less than the first class train fair....



Just See below its promotionary picture...

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KERALA AIRWAYS - A New Low Budget Airline of INDIA ...



THE PERSON YOU ARE SEEING IN THE BACKGROUND IS

THE PILOT :)

Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.


"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."


"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

New Dating Dictionary

ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING..... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

Geneva Auto Show

Palm Reading__Luck lines

Girdle of Venus

Placement: Semi-circle between index and pinky fingers
The shape of the Girdle of Venus is similar to a crescent moon hanging over the heart line. This palm line configuration intensifies the emotions.

Girdle of Venus appears on the hands of individuals who tend to be ultra-sensitive. Symbolically it can indicate a need for shielding or creating emotional boundaries.

Life Line

Placement: Mid to Lower Palm
The life line begins somewhere between your thumb and index finger and runs downward toward wrist. Life line is generally curved.

Basic Life Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Good Health, Vitality
· Short Line: It is a myth that a short life line means a short life. If the life line is short, look closer to other signs (broken, deep, faint, etc.)
· Deep Line: Smooth Life
· Faint Line: Low energy
· Broken Line: Struggles, Losses
· Chained Line: Multiple Walks (meaning that your life path is multifold)
· Forked Line: Various meanings depending on fork placement on the hand. Generally forks indicate diversion or life change. Although they can also mean scattered or split energies.
· Double Line: Partner with Soul Mate, or there is someone near (friend or family member) that serves as a guardian or caretaker.
· Absent Line: Anxious, Nervous

Love Lines

Also called "Marriage Lines"
Love lines are short horizontal lines found on the side of the hand underneath the pinky.

Love lines indicate the number of significant relationships there are in a lifetime. Sometimes it is easier to see these lines if you bend your pinky slightly toward your palm to see the line creases.

Intuition Line

Placement: Parallel to Life Line (either side)
Intuition lines generally shadow the life line because intuition indicates keen insight into one's life.

Basic Intuition Line Meaning:
The more prominent this line appears (deeper, longer) the stronger the indication that psychic ability is a dominant characteristic for the person. Intuition lines are not the easiest to detect, and may be absent entirely.

Fame Line

Success, Wealth, Talent
Placement: Parallels Fate Line

Fame line gives light to the a person's fate or destiny, indicating brilliance or artistic ability enhances life purpose. Note: This line is not always present.

Fate Line

Also called "Destiny"
Placement: Center of Palm, vertical or slanted line divides the palm in half

Basic Meaning of Fate Line
· Absent Line: Preplanned Life
· Deep Line: Inheritance
· Faint Line: Failures, Disappointments
· Forked Line: Conflict or Dual Destiny
· Jagged Line: Struggle, Indecisiveness
· Broken Line: Trauma, Difficult Circumstance
· Chained Line: Highs and Lows

Head Line

Placement: Middle of the Palm
The head line represents intellect and reasoning.

Basic Head Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Ambitious
· Short Line: Intelligent, Intuitive
· Deep Line: Excellent Memory
· Faint Line: Poor Memory
· Straight Line: Materialistic
· Broken Line: Disappointment
· Chained Line: Mental Confusion
· Forked Line: Career Change
· Double Line: Talented, Inspired by a Muse
· Absent Line: Laziness, Mental Imbalance

Travel Lines

Placement: Mid to Lower Palm Underneath Pinky Finger
Travel lines indicate travel, but can also merely indicate a desire to travel.

Heart Line

Basic Heart Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Idealistic, Dependent on partner
· Short Line: Self-centered
· Deep Line: Stressful
· Faint Line: Sensitive Nature, Weak Heart
· Straight Line: Intense Feelings
· Curved Line: Intellectual Bent
· Broken Line: Troubled relationships
· Chained Line: Intertwined relationships, Karmic relationships
· Forked Line: Heartbreak, Divorce
· Absent Line: Ruthlessness, Logic rules the heart

Health Line

Placement: Vertical line begins below ring finger
An absent health line usually indicates that health is not an issue. Degree of sickness is indicated by the strength or weakness of this line.

Bracelets

Also called "Rascettes"
Placement: Bracelets are the lines at the bend of your inner wrist.

It is most common to have two or three bracelets. Although, some people have only one bracelet, and having four or more is possible. More bracelets indicate a longer life, broken bracelets indicate ill health or lowering of chi energies (It's the basic circulating energy of life).

Children Lines

Placement: Vertical lines between pinky fingers
Children lines commonly root out of marriage lines (Love Lines) indicating births that are a result of corresponding relationships.